Hello, I’m Zach.

This is my humble corner of the internet.

In theory, I could write about technology, writing, cooking, and faith, but in practice I don’t write very often, and all but two posts are about technology. Additionally, some articles are satires (these are marked [SATIRE]) and rants (meaning poorly researched, things I don’t necessarily know much about but nevertheless irk me greatly; these are marked [RANT]), as well as a lot of first impressions and opinions.

I do intend to put my recipes up, but I don’t really have much of an organization system for them yet (and there is presently only one).

The following series of statements describes me: